It's finally on iTUNES! :] http://bit.ly/koolaidkult Seriously big thanks to these peeps for their generosity: Kingsley https://www.youtube.com/ItsKingsleyBitch Flula https://www.youtube.com/djflula Anna Akana https://www.youtube.com/annaakana Steve Zaragoza https://www.youtube.com/stevezaragoza MysteryGuitarMan https://www.youtube.com/mysteryguitarman Timothy DeLaGhetto http://bit.ly/19o3wq3 Jack Douglass https://www.youtube.com/jacksfilms look https://instagram.com/joncozart/ read https://twitter.com/joncozart follow http://facebook.com/joncozart snapchat @joncozart wear http://www.hideandseekclothing.com/collections/jon-cozart LYRICS VERSE 1 I'm a famous clown in a flower crown My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts My channel takes you through my bedroom routine It's just between you and me and 100,000 other tweens Don't care for money, Don't care about the fame I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screennames After five minutes a week you think you know me offline I exploit fandoms for a bottom line I conjure fame with challenge vids and I play drinking games to target kids and I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell, weeee Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture The YouTube Cult VERSE 2 Hey guys, I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair If she pays two hundred bucks you can meet-and-greet a millionaire, HA HA Hopping town to town in my first class flight Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn't write YouTubers had morals back in 2011 More virgins were at VidCon than in Al Qaeda heaven Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashin' in Quality to quantity, it's Kubrick to Kardashian I idolize your idle eyes and I'm monetizing kissing guys and I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle YouTube Lie Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture The YouTube Cult BRIDGE There's a mystery to being at the top People think I'm divine But the truth, I'm no hero I just play one online VERSE 3 I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod Cause, yeah, I'm just a normal guy but also I'm a god So I didn't write my book, Jesus didn't write the bible I spread my message through the land with twelve-year-old disciples I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea They purchase my biography, despite the fact I'm twenty three So love me, and I'll love you more Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store I'm privileged, white, and rich, and male and You are not, so worship at my YouTube sale I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you deify me Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation The YouTube Sin Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle YouTube Lie Welcome, welcome I said welcome to the YouTube Cult Hi there! I'm Jon Cozart and welcome to my channel, Paint! I make comical/informative music videos, usually acapella-- basically I take stuff I love and make more stuff from that stuff, stuff like Disney movies, boy bands, Christmas, and YouTube of course! Let's be friends.