ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS... JEWS I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is... Jews I wont ask for much this Christmas I dont even wish for snow Just want a Jew who runs show business Speilberg, Stiller Ari Gold I will make a list and send it Of my choices for St. Nick Seinfeld, Zach Braff and Jon Stewart Are the boys with a big schtick. Cause I just want them here tonight Holding on to me so tight Ill take Zac Efron too all I want for Christmas is Jews. Menorah lights are shining So brightly everywhere And the big box office Makes Jews millionaires They may have killed our savior Thats not the best behavior Thats ok he rose again three days later and now Im an active J-dater Oh I dont want a lot for Christmas Gentile boys are such a bore Goldman, Weissman, Cohen, Levy These are names that I adore Oh I just want a chosen one Hebrew boys are so much fun Make my wish come true Baby all I want for Christmas is Jews