Lady Gaga Telephone parody! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPm8RakL-hA Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Beyonce is going to do this video whether she likes it or not: It's Lady Gaga's way or the highway. Featuring Lauren Francesca as Lady Gaga Echoe Malone as Beyonce also featuring and written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Music production by Jake Chudnow Gaga vocals by: Anastasia Douglas Beyonce vocals by: Carolyn Castiglia MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/BPTweeted http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 30921 New York, NY 10011 LYRICS GAGA First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance And its not even close Poker face or Just Dance So I will distract them by getting half naked And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink sink The kitchen sink sink What do you think think? I will prove that I dont have a penis wink wink First Ill get stripped naked by some burly prison guards Then make out with a shemale in the prison yard yard BEYONCE This video seems goofy you should just do it alone Besides Im getting sick of all these songs about phones GAGA You bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialogue We poison everyone including a cute dog Then we start to dance and theres dead people everywhere As usual Ill have lots crazy crap in my hair PPPPPPPPProduct Placement Hide the ddead bodies in the bbbasement Blood and guts and boobs and buts And I just want to make your head explode Beep beep beep bbbeep beep beep That was Lady Gaga in Morse code BEYONCE If you think Im doing this Then youre a crazy bastard You musta blown a gasket Are you trippin on acid As a child were you abused by some big crazy bastard And did he ever make you place the lotion in the basket BEYONCE I just want to do a simple shoot with dancin You used to be a diva now youre Marilyn Manson GAGA Youre gonna do my video and do it my way Or something bad might happen to your family ay BEYONCE My family ay GAGA Thats right Beyonce GAGA A piano might accidentally fall on Jay Z BEYONCE Somebody help me cus I dont want sing anymore Shes got a gun to my head on the dance floor GAGA Rubadubdub three nuns in a tub And their doin it with a garden Gnome BEYONCE Please dont beat me up but I have to ask what does that have to do with a telephone?