Originally Published on Aug 26, 2014 We're revising the well known troll. Although this time, it is from the prospective from the much heralded "Trade Chat Troll". Big thanks to the amazing, the undisputed, talented writer named Rowan of Moon Guard for penning this piece and letting me sing it! More special thanks to Timeless Motion, Ceschiia, Synner, Nan the Mistweaver, Heidi Bass, and Lorewalker Mazz'lu for contributing hilarious comments for the song. It really did come together nice! Enjoy this parody of "Haven't Met You Yet". This is a parody and NOT for resale. All copyrights belong to Michael Buble and Warner Music. Rowan of Moon Guard: http://www.facebook.com/rowanmoonguard @RowanMoonGuard - Twitter Original Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AJmK... Intro Music used: Neuro Rhythm by Aaron Spencer https://machinimasound.com/music/neur... Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...) VOTE FOR Kavo ON MAD MUSIC!: http://www.madmusic.com/top20voting.aspx Stay Connected With Kavo: Youtube- https://www.youtube.com/Kavo350 Facebook- https://goo.gl/vzKSAF Twitter- https://twitter.com/Kavo350 Ask Me a Question!: http://ask.fm/Kavo350 Purevolume Page: http://www.purevolume.com/KavoJakeWesley Lyrics (By Rowan) It's time to troll, Are you mad bro? I've heard anal jokes so many times I can’t even scroll Yes Shrek is Love, Yes Shrek is Life I get Trade worked up because I have no life I try so very hard to entertain you I love the magic happening in slash 2 There's so, There's so many possibilties All the trolls know your reports don't work No one gets banned just for being a jerk With my role as a troll, I give just as much as I get I just haven't trolled you yet Hmm...hmm.. You'll just have to wait, to post your guild ad I'm not done explaining, that I'm your real dad Whatever I say, I am always right Oh look a new victim, you're now in my sight And I know that my trolls will make you worry Did someone say they heard Thunderfury? Every day there are so many possibilities All the trolls know your reports don't work No one gets banned just for being a jerk With my role as a troll, I give just as much as I get I just haven't trolled you yet We all know that heals can crit But we'll say they don't and You'll disagree and get real angry I try so very hard to entertain you I love the magic happening in slash 2 There's so, There's so many possibilties Keep reporting it will never work I'll never get banned just for being a jerk With my role as a troll, I give just as much as I get, as I get, as I get, as I get All the trolls know your reports don't work No one gets banned just for being a jerk With my role as a troll, I give just as much as I get yeah I just haven't trolled you yet I just haven't met you yet / I just haven't trolled you yet Oh being a troll, I give just as much as I get I said troll troll troll troll troll troll I just haven't trolled you yet Yeah, it isn't ogre yet....