WINNING QUOTES by Charlie Sheen in his epic winning videos "Right, well, you borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like, dude can't handle it, unplug this bastard, yeah, because it just it fires in a way that is um, I don't know, maybe not from this particular um terrestrial realm!" - Charlie Sheen Lady - "Some are saying you are bi-polar" Charlie Sheen - "Wow, what does that mean?" "I am bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?" Lady - "Tell me about the last time you took drugs." Charlie Sheen - "The last time I took drugs um, I probably took more than, than, than anybody could survive, you know um?" Lady - "What are we talking about? How much? Charlie Sheen - "I don't know man, I was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll, I have one speed, I have one gear. Go! So... " Lady - "But you love to party." Charlie Sheen - "I mean, what's not to love? Especially when you see how I partied. It was epic! The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them just look like, you know, 'droopy eyed armless children'" Lady - "How do you survive that?" Charlie Sheen - "Because, cuz I am me.... cuz I am me, I am different. I just have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart, I have a different.. you know... I have Tiger Blood man!" "I don't know what to tell you, man. I am just, uh... I am here, and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it." - Charlie Sheen Lady - "All these radio rants have people thinking Charlie Sheen is, has got to be on drugs again." Charlie Sheen - "Sure, yeah, yeah um I, I, I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. Um... it ah.. It's not available cuz if you try it once you will die, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.. um.. too much." "Can't is the cancer of happen" - Charlie Sheen ‎"People keep calling me and interrupting our conversation. Don't they know, don't they know that we are in, we are in the Cyber Pocket of Greatness? And another helicopter. Another 'hellicopter', you notice how 'hell', is in the word 'hell-a-copter'? I'm just sayin', just saying', I'm just pointing something out, I'm just pointing something out." - Charlie Sheen "If she doesn't know how to spell her own name, she looses" - Charlie Sheen ‎"'Apocalypse Me: The Jaws of Life' best title ever, best book ever" - Charlie Sheen "Duh, winning!" - Charlie Sheen "Winner, winner, Sheen dinner!" - Charlie Sheen "I killed this cow mysel. Winners stalk and kill their own food without 'Earthly' weapons." - Charlie Sheen "There's only one thing you can drink with a meal like this. No wine at Summer Valley Lodge. This is tea made from ground Dinosaur fossils." - Charlie Sheen "Your perimeter's been breached. You got work to do bro." - Charlie Sheen "What kind of dog is that you say, I say it's a 'Sheen' dog, what other kind of dog would it be!" - Charlie Sheen BEST WINNING FAN QUOTES! "There's two types of people in this world. People who realize Charlie Sheen's genius, and people I'm not talking to anymore." "He's a god for trolls." - deuterium1 "When I die I want to see Charlie Sheen's life flash before my eyes!" - Stekkjastaur97 "Who the needs the like button? Where the fuck is the 'winning' button." - lavalord787 "His life seems like a David Lynch film." - ChrisNetherny "Tigers wish they had Charlie Sheen blood." - carlyjeanftw "A man powerful enough to destroy Chuck Norris has appeared." - TomahawkLauncher "You do not, "Party Like a Rock Star" anymore. You party like Charlie Sheen, or you dont party at all!" - MrTeddygoodnight "Apparently the Catholic Church are going to ride the current Charlie Sheen euphoria, and are releasing a new hymn, 'Sinning!'" - minutecreations "Charlie Sheen makes 'winning' epic." - PorcelanPaula "Are you positive for HIV/AIDS? I'm positive for...WINNING." - KnoxSUX "CBS = Charlie Biwinning Sheen" - lupefinesto "CHARLIE SHEEN FOR INTERGALACTIC WARLOCK EMPEROR 2012" - spittingoutteeth "There is just one word that describes this video...WINNING!!!" - MikeThaWicked "In Soviet Russia, seven gram rock bang you!" - Sommer Furreal "I'm calling it. Charlie Sheen will win the future and lead us to the Promised Land ... of Epic Bi-Winning." - Raveheart90 "Charlie Sheen is something like a phenomena! I love his role in Ferris Bueller's Day Off and the crash epic. + hes a total f**king ROCKSTAR! from Mars." - AndrewWKD Exclusive: Charlie Sheen 'Bi-Winning' (02.28.11)